If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
(Source: aru, via nightmaresoffun)
im gonna invest in a purebread cat
done
(Source: horriblle, via nightmaresoffun)
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
(Source: georgeblagdayum, via bluepac)
YOU’RE a baby
I’M a baby
WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER
(Source: dongwoon, via teamfreepizza)
my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng
why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…
beucuase i buy drugs from him
LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?
Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet his name is joe
Happy birthday, Lights!
“Over the course of my life, so much has changed, but yet…some things never change.”
(via findourselvesinsiberia)
*plastic bag voice* do u ever feel like a katy perry